• Maggie
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    I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.

    High heels can be sexy. But before you leave the house, make sure you can walk in them. I’ve made that mistake!

    I trip over my legs all the time. I’ll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

    Ice-skating is a dangerous proposition and tennis is going to be something I’m probably not very good at.